yoshio-yoshida:

Oh my god youre straight? I had no idea. You seem normal to me. Did you know that Sara is straight to? You two should totally hook up. I cant believe youre straight. You could be my straight best friend. We could go to football games together. Itll be so much fun. So like how long have you been straight? Youre whole life!? No way.

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

honestly my dad is such a freak he never says goodnight like a normal person he just says โ€œiโ€™ll be backโ€ and he goes upstairs and when you ask where he is or go looking for him hes asleep and the next morning when you see him he just says โ€œgood morning im backโ€™ like what is wrong with him